Physics jokes and systems test

...I'm just trying to figure out how to navitage this system, post items, etc.    Here are a few physics jokes to amuse you while I experiment:

1. Q: Why can't you trust an atom?                                                       A: They make up everything.
2. Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?           A: Because it's in the ground state.

Cheers,

       Logan